Trust Issues Graphic Tee – Funny Sarcastic Deadpan Unisex T-Shirt
Description
Trust Issues Wear your feelings on your sleeve — literally. The Trust Issues tee is the perfectly deadpan statement for anyone who's learned their lesson. Soft, comfortable, and honest to a fault.
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
- 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a clean, lasting fit
- Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
- Double-stitched neckline and sleeves for added durability
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed on demand.
- Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low.
- White may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
📏 Fit
Relaxed unisex fit, so most people order their usual size. For a looser, oversized look, size up one.
🚚 Shipping
Each tee is printed just for you. Ships in 2–5 business days, then arrives in 3–8 days. Free shipping on every US order.
💙 About Mild Statement
Mild Statement is a small, disabled-veteran-owned shop making cozy, funny tees for people with something to say, just not too loudly. Not happy with your order? Email customers.support@mildstatement.com and we'll make it right.
Shipping
We take great care in preparing and delivering your order.
Processing Time
Orders are usually processed within 2-5 business days. After your order has been shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email. Tracking information may be included when available.
Estimated Delivery
Most orders arrive within 8-12 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location and the carrier's operational schedule.
Shipping Rates
Shipping costs are automatically calculated at checkout, based on your location and the selected delivery method.
Returns
We stand behind the quality of our products. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or is not what you ordered, we will gladly send a replacement or issue a full refund.
To qualify, you must:
- Contact us within 5 days of receiving your order
- Provide your order number
- Include a clear photo showing the defect, damage, or issue
Email us at customers.support@mildstatement.com with the subject line "Order Issue" and the details above, and we'll take care of it promptly.
Add deadpan comfort with a statement to your daily rotation
Soft fabric, a relaxed fit, and durable construction make this tee easy to wear while keeping the message bold and simple.

Wear it comfortably
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Durable stitched details
Soft ring-spun cotton
100% ring-spun cotton for comfort.
Durable stitched details
Durable stitched details
Built with taped shoulders and seams.
Relaxed unisex fit
Relaxed unisex fit
An easy fit for most wearers.
Relaxed unisex fit
Printed on demand
DTG printed just for you.
Frequently Asked Questions

Keep its shape longer
Designed with every detail in mind
Wear your truth with deadpan style
Soft fabric, a relaxed fit, and durable construction make this tee easy to wear while keeping the message bold and simple.



