Plant Parent For the one who talks to their plants, names them, and definitely cries a little when one doesn't make it. Wear your obsession proudly. Soft, relaxed, and made to last — this everyday unisex tee is as dependable as your watering schedule.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather: 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
•  Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed on demand
• Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low
• White may appear off-white due to fabric properties

📏 Fit
Relaxed unisex fit, so most people order their usual size. For a looser, oversized look, size up one. 

🚚 Shipping
Each tee is printed just for you. Ships in 2–5 business days, then arrives in 3–8 days. Free shipping on every US order.

💙 About Mild Statement
Mild Statement is a small, disabled-veteran-owned shop making cozy, funny tees for people with something to say, just not too loudly. Not happy with your order? Email customers.support@mildstatement.com and we'll make it right.

We take great care in preparing and delivering your order.

Processing Time
Orders are usually processed within 2-5 business days. After your order has been shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email. Tracking information may be included when available.

Estimated Delivery
Most orders arrive within 8-12 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location and the carrier's operational schedule.

Shipping Rates
Shipping costs are automatically calculated at checkout, based on your location and the selected delivery method.

We stand behind the quality of our products. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or is not what you ordered, we will gladly send a replacement or issue a full refund.

To qualify, you must:

• Contact us within 5 days of receiving your order
• Provide your order number
• Include a clear photo showing the defect, damage, or issue

Email us at customers.support@mildstatement.com with the subject line "Order Issue" and the details above, and we'll take care of it promptly.