{"product_id":"i-have-plans-with-my-plants","title":"I Have Plans with My Plants","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour weekend is fully booked — and your cactus knows it. The \u003cstrong\u003eI Have Plans with My Plants Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the socially unavailable, the desert dreamers, and anyone who'd rather repot than RSVP.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCut from 100% ring-spun cotton, it's soft, relaxed, and built to last through every slow Saturday you've earned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDark Heather \u0026amp; Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuarter-turned to avoid center crease\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-stitched neckline and sleeves for added durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBlank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📏 Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, so most people order their usual size. For a looser, oversized look, size up one. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🚚 Shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach tee is printed just for you. Ships in 2–5 business days, then arrives in 3–8 days. \u003cstrong\u003eFree shipping on every US order.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e💙 About Mild Statement\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMild Statement is a small, disabled-veteran-owned shop making cozy, funny tees for people with something to say, just not too loudly. Not happy with your order? Email \u003ca href=\"mailto:customer.support@mildstatement.com\"\u003ecustomers.support@mildstatement.com\u003c\/a\u003e and we'll make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mild Statement","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S \/ Adults","offer_id":67580430418132,"sku":"3245703_495","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M \/ Adults","offer_id":67580430450900,"sku":"3245703_526","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L \/ Adults","offer_id":67580430483668,"sku":"3245703_557","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL \/ Adults","offer_id":67580430516436,"sku":"3245703_619","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL \/ Adults","offer_id":67580430549204,"sku":"3245703_650","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S \/ Adults","offer_id":67580431565012,"sku":"3245703_473","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M \/ Adults","offer_id":67580431597780,"sku":"3245703_504","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L \/ Adults","offer_id":67580431630548,"sku":"3245703_535","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL \/ Adults","offer_id":67580431663316,"sku":"3245703_597","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL \/ Adults","offer_id":67580431696084,"sku":"3245703_628","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S \/ Adults","offer_id":67580429926612,"sku":"3245703_474","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M \/ Adults","offer_id":67580429959380,"sku":"3245703_505","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L \/ Adults","offer_id":67580429992148,"sku":"3245703_536","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL \/ Adults","offer_id":67580430024916,"sku":"3245703_598","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL \/ Adults","offer_id":67580430057684,"sku":"3245703_629","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ S \/ Adults","offer_id":67580430745812,"sku":"3245703_492","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ M \/ Adults","offer_id":67580430778580,"sku":"3245703_523","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ L \/ Adults","offer_id":67580430811348,"sku":"3245703_554","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 2XL \/ Adults","offer_id":67580430844116,"sku":"3245703_616","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 3XL \/ Adults","offer_id":67580430876884,"sku":"3245703_647","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ S \/ Adults","offer_id":67580430909652,"sku":"3245703_490","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ M \/ Adults","offer_id":67580430942420,"sku":"3245703_521","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ L \/ Adults","offer_id":67580430975188,"sku":"3245703_552","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ 2XL \/ Adults","offer_id":67580431007956,"sku":"3245703_614","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ 3XL \/ Adults","offer_id":67580431040724,"sku":"3245703_645","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coral Silk \/ S \/ Adults","offer_id":67580431073492,"sku":"3245703_23471","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coral Silk \/ M \/ Adults","offer_id":67580431106260,"sku":"3245703_23474","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coral Silk \/ L \/ Adults","offer_id":67580431139028,"sku":"3245703_23477","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coral Silk \/ 2XL \/ Adults","offer_id":67580431171796,"sku":"3245703_23483","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coral Silk \/ 3XL \/ Adults","offer_id":67580431204564,"sku":"3245703_23486","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ S \/ Adults","offer_id":67580431401172,"sku":"3245703_22281","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ M \/ Adults","offer_id":67580431433940,"sku":"3245703_22282","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ L \/ Adults","offer_id":67580431466708,"sku":"3245703_22283","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ 2XL \/ Adults","offer_id":67580431499476,"sku":"3245703_22285","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ 3XL \/ Adults","offer_id":67580431532244,"sku":"3245703_22286","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0855\/7468\/0788\/files\/unisex-basic-softstyle-t-shirt-military-green-front-6ab7cc1211685.png?v=1790544034","url":"https:\/\/mildstatement.com\/products\/i-have-plans-with-my-plants","provider":"Mild Statement","version":"1.0","type":"link"}